Wife of Brian

Unlike many of the blogs that you may come across, Life In A Northern Town eschews the use of advertising on its pages, but I will make an exception today so that I may shamelessly publicise my sister's wonderful website.

It's said that the English are an eccentric race, and Vicky's Wife of Brian certainly fits in with this concept. Basically, if you've ever fancied owning an item of knitted facial hair then this is the place for you; beards, moustaches and eyebrows can be hand woven to order, and never again will you be caught short when the occasion demands some hirsuteness below the hairline.

I think there could be a real market over here in Canada, where the tradition of the playoff beard is ingrained into the national psyche, and I can just picture the scene next season where fans of both sexes are able to sport the ultimate 'game face.' This also means that even Sidney Crosby can now have an authentic playoff beard, rather than having to wait until puberty finally kicks in.

So, get your orders in now, and to any of my family or friends who are reading this: you now know what you're getting for Christmas!